Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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