therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
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