ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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