i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
where are you?
Hypothermia
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize