That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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