Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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