How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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