Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
it's great music for shaving your balls
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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