I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
it was like eating out sand paper
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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