Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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