ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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