it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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