Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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