I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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