Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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