can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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