Someone shit on the floor
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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