Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
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