So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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