it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
