Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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