Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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