can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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