Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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