Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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