Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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