We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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