Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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