standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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