Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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