Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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