dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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