Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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