All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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