This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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