Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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