when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Are these your boobs on my camera?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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