I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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