your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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