So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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