You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
FUCK WHALES
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