i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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