so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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