i don't like sucking hair
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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