just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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