I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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