i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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