I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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