Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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