he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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