Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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