I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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