Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Randomize
