Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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