I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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