Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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